So I was sitting in the waiting room of the doctors office, staring blankly at the television playing the "Suite Life" when a woman sat next to me. At first glance, I noticed she was very tall, thin, and had long hair. I began to think she would totally do well on America's Next Top Model when I noticed what she was wearing. A sweater, dresspants, and those sick Etnies tennishoes. I know I am not a fashion expert but you don't have to be one to know that dress pants and any kind of tennishoes, Etnies or not, do not go together. So then of course I thought she would benefit from being on What Not to Wear.
After evaluating this lady and actually watching some waiting room tv, a couple came in with two little kids. I think the mom was the sick one so she just sat in a corner looking miserable. Her husband had to deal with the kids. First thing after sitting down, one of the kids, a little girl, starts wining... loudly. The dad does try his best to shut her up but this kids is a brat. While Dad is talking, she actually covers his mouth with her hand! He just grabs her arm and she starts crying like he kicked a puppy. If she was my kid I would of taken her outside and swatted her! Naturally, I thought this family totally needed Nanny 911.
Later, while sitting in the car on the way home from the doctors office, I began to realize that every single person on this planet could be categorized into different reality shows. I told my mom this and she said, "You should make one of those quizzes on Facebook! You could call it Which Reality Show Do You Belong In!" Hahaha. (My mom hates those quizzes.)
So anyways. yeah.
This post was brilliant Kaitee. Everything in it was communicated perfectly. I saw each character and laughed with you. Well written.
ReplyDeleteIn other news: I am utterly excited for Hawaii, the day is passing painfully slow. Well, this afternoon was fun. We went to the park and swam in the creek.
Can't wait for tomorrow.
I used to think I would try to get on Hell's Kitchen and then yell back at Gordon Ramsey (The Main Host, who is a Real Jerk) when he got mad at me. I used daydream about besting him in an argument all the time.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, I also wanted to be a lawyer at that time sooo...