Friday, February 27, 2009

My colonoscopy;

Colonoscopies are pretty much the worst things I have to do. I have now gotten two within my fifteen years of living. I suppose it's not actually the colonoscopy that's bad, it's the prep for it.

On Wednesday, I could eat nothing but popsicles, jello, and hard candy. Which this might sound like a great diet to some people, but really, it's not at all. Then I had to take two doses of laxatives. Not only did these laxatives do well, what laxatives do, they are the nastiest liquid I have ever consumed! It took me forever to actually drink all of it. And when I was done, I had a huge stomach ache, I felt like I was going to vomit! Luckily, it wasn't as bad as last time because later, I felt more hungry than I felt sick.

Thursday was the day of the big appointment. Which really isn't that big because all they do is put an I.V. in my arm, put me to sleep, and then I wake up. Ah, I really do love the anesthesia, though! It's the weirdest thing! The doctor attaches this white tube to your I.V. and you barely realize he's injecting stuff into your arm before you wake up and it's all over. When I was waking up, I was so confused! For a few seconds, I completely forgot everything about my colonoscopy and until I opened my eyes, I thought I was still at home! And then for the next five minutes, apparently I acted really loopy. My mom says I kept laughing at my foot because it fell out of the bed and I was saying that my foot falls out of my bed at home too. Which I don't remember that really well but i do remember thinking it was my brother who woke me up but really, it was the doctor. Anyways, next time I get a colonoscopy, I will be careful to keep completely silent when i wake up so i don't make a fool out of myself!

And then when I got home, I ate a huge meal of Teriyaki!! It was the best meal ever.
And now it's all over and I couldn't be more relieved!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Official Most Embarrassing Moment;

So it all went down at lunch. Because of course I had to have the clutziest moment in my life during the time I am with 1/3 of the student body.

Pretty much, I fell on my butt and the entire cafeteria saw it.

I was just sitting there, laughing with my friends, and all of a sudden, my chair literally shoots out from underneath me! It ended up hitting the table that was like 20 feet away from ours. Just my luck, this table, was where a bunch of upper classman boys sat. Half the lunchroom burst with laughter, although I thought it was pretty funny as well so I just laughed right along with them.
Luckily this nice boy went and got my chair for me and he didn't laugh at all. Though, I don't blame anyone for laughing at me becuase if I were them, I would of laughed too. And I did laugh, actually... alot.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Basketball Games and Screaming Dads;

Today, I attended an OHS basketball game at Charles Right. The energy was really high due to the fact that we were in the playoffs and the game was neck and neck the entire time! Our team leaded the game by just a few point for almost the whole game until there was just three minutes left on the clock in the fourth quarter. I felt like I was going to vomit from nerves the last bit of the game! Sadly, we ended up losing by only two points.

But this intense game does not sum up my night my any measures. Right when the game was over, my very own father went up to the referees and yelled, "You suck ref!!" And my dad has a very vicious tone when he is upset, and I swear, If he hadn't left the gym, he could of been taken away with hand cuffs! At the time, this was very embarrassing, but now that I really think about it, all the kids my age probably thought the whole fiasco was hilarious. Tomorrow, I'm sure more than one kid will come up to me asking if that mad man at the basketball game was my dad. And I really don't mind.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Some things that not many people may know about me is that;

I spend most of free time playing online Scrabble and reading.
I often make cookies just to eat the dough.
When I was in second grade, I used to narrate my life in my head. I'm sad I don't do that anymore.
I WILL go to Antarctica at some point in my life. I'm really excited for it.
I think it would be really fun to model. But it wouldn't be fun having to puke my guts out after a large meal.
I get a kick out of outsmarting my dog.
I really wish that I had been more active as a child so I could be good at sports.

So pretty much.....